Face Value Guaranteeing in the Election

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Our print shop is now offering election campaign materials for politicians and would-be politicians. Services include flyer/tarpaulin layout and printing all complete with dimple installation, complete facial overhaul, digital pimple removal, youth restoration, and a blemish-free face guaranteed to glow minus the chin-chan-su.

However, depend solely not on these materials to yield votes. Your chances in winning in the upcoming election also depend on your sleazy campaign jingles, other voters' stupidity, paawa effect in TV advertisements, living under the shadows of your parents’ greatness, black propaganda, necromancy, empty promises, dependency on people with dwarfism, and flying voters guided by one frustrated pilot.

Forget not, my dear, that face value can help regardless of the presence or the absence of it. If by any chance you are able to comprehend what I am saying, contact Davao Deseret Graphics at dvodeseretgrafix@gmail.com or text us at 0920-8418033.

2 comments:

rin04 said...

goodness, their faces were everywhere nung papunta ako ng Baguio. They even painted on the rocks and trees. What's funny is that it seemed like only one person was painting the names of all the presidential and vice presidential candidates. haha oh and the trees were teeming with orange ribbons. Parang mas marami pang ribbon kysa leaves.

renin said...

Cheers! To a thriving business of printing services during (and after) this campaign period...

I am hopefull that Pinoy voters are wiser this time...

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